The monster that lives in my shoe told me to do it

Hello... I just want to make some clear I am a little mad. And what I mean by this that I am small and completely and utterly bonkers. I say I am Quirky the rest of the world thinks I am nut. But I am okay with that...
By the way the name on the monster that live in my shoe is called Herbie he's very nice, but tend to get me into trouble sometimes.

P.S. I hope you have a nice day